I’m definitely the best king in England at the moment.
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song
Teddy Lupin & Victoire Weasley react to Rita Skeeter’s article concerning their shenanigans, with Luke Newberry as Teddy and Elle Fanning as Victoire.
|Women:||I'm pregnant what should I do?|
|Pro life:||keep the baby!|
|Women:||okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?|
|Women:||can I have financial help for doctor appointments?|
|Women:||can I at least get paid maternity leave?|
|Pro life:||ummm... Excuse me?|
|Women:||the baby is here can I get financial help?|
|Pro life:||I'm sorry do we know you?|
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer