an octopus is just a wet spider
are you calling me a spider
sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us
THIS IS GOLDEN
With all my heart I cannot respect people who drink and drive. Because it’s 100% preventable and fucking selfish
Jesus christ, watch the video, it’s heartbreaking…..their medical bills are OVER SIX MILLION DOLLARS. I can’t even imagine this…not doing anything wrong, just get hit by some piece of shit who was driving drunk and suddenly your entire life is ruined…dear god I can’t even imagine. This is horrifying and heartbreaking.
I never have respect people who drink and drive.
*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment
*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*
to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded
Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
THIS IS AMAZING
Oh my gosh the bag one I died, ‘carry her’
"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"
"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"
in a land of myth and a time of magic,
the destiny of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young man who keeps getting emotionally and physically hurt and who has to keep his true self a secret from almost everyone he loves because if he tells them THEY WILL MOST LIKELY DIE. a man who will kill you with his face and his tears AND HIS EMOTIONS AND HIS BLATANT LOVE FOR A KING HE WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR. A MAN WHOSE EFFORTS AND SACRIFICES WILL PROBABLY BE IN VAIN
thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies
you gotta be kidding me
Found these interesting facts that make you think. Here is where I got them from: (Source)
IF YOU’RE LUCKY YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY MY GOD THAT WAS DARK
Was that a pun
|i work at a halloween haunted house park|
|Guy who works in a haunted house:||The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.|
|Me:||Yeah? Why's that?|
|Guy:||If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?|
|Me:||i dont get it|
|Guy:||you can see their bras. Its funny.|
|Me:||did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?|
|Some girl walking past:||What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT|
|some other boy:||HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?|
|girl:||I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??|
|first boy:||uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ|
Peter Glazebrook is out of control.
Colossal carrot - 2014 (Picture: Nigel Roddis/REX (via Pictures of the day: 12 September 2014 - Telegraph))Giant cabbage - 2012 (© PA Images / John Giles / PA Wire)Giant potato - 2010 (source)Giant cauliflower - 2014 (Caters News)
this guy is so happy, he’s just doing his weird thing and no one can stop him
i feel like this man knows true joy