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"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light" - Albus Dumbledore

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

(via crrocs)

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via orgasmic-humor)

shejla24:

fuck old pervert men who look at every young girl on the street with their poor excuses “oh she is wearing cleavage and tight leggings! she only dresses like that for male attention!” like next time i see a bitch ass motherfucker grandpa look at a girl this way i will shove my fucking fist in his wrinkly asshole until it comes out of his mouth with his intestines and prolapse out

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via orgasmic-humor)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

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haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via nciyes)

fleur-ethereal:

You are twice as likely to be killed by the person you love than by a stranger.

how romantic

(via orgasmic-humor)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via orgasmic-humor)

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