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"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light" - Albus Dumbledore

crotchtops:

when a hoe touches your hair 

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Charles II, after his commitment was questioned in the House of Commons. (via ieatedthepurpleone)

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I’m definitely the best king in England at the moment.

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

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Teddy Lupin & Victoire Weasley react to Rita Skeeter’s article concerning their shenanigans, with Luke Newberry as Teddy and Elle Fanning as Victoire.

inspiration x

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Women:I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life:keep the baby!
Women:okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life:what?
Women:can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life:ummm.....
Women:can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life:ummm... Excuse me?
Women:the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life:I'm sorry do we know you?

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

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