how long is a brb until it becomes a gtg
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
I am not tagging this. you all need to read it.
Just cried reading this
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
Maybe Gandalf is so annoyed by Merry and Pippin joining the fellowship……
because they remind him on Kili and Fili…..
and he doesn’t want them to die the same way….
Maybe you should SHUT THE FUCK UP
THERES A DEVICE
WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SMALL DICK INSIDE A FAKE GIANT DICK