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"Happiness can be found in even the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light" - Albus Dumbledore

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

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ruckawriter:

worldoflis:

girldwarf:

Deconstructing Masculinity & Manhood with Michael Kimmel @ Dartmouth College

YAAAAEEESSSSSSS

You know what I like, and feel is so important? That he doesn’t say “Men thinks those are THEIR positions”. He says “We think those are OUR positions.”

As a male feminist, he still doesn’t exclude himself from the group of men.

Damn.

Well said.

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sassiestnugget:

how many followers do I need to start a religion

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sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

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joshsux:

Do you ever just jiggle your butt

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tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

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